November 2011
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October 2011
23 posts
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“Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not...”
– Dudley Moore in Arthur
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“Right now I’m working as a waitress. A lot of talented girls do that, you...”
– Liza Minnelli in Arthur
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I’m a very bad driver and am terrible at math, but that has nothing to do with my gender. It’s because my mom smoked while pregnant.
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a poem for my future children
There are people out there
who’d like to ruin your day
spit in your milkshake
and get in your way.
it’s not always monsters
who tear you down
who look like they’re angry
and wearing a frown.
They can be your family
or your friends, it seems
who believe that your failure
will help their own dreams.
Their envy is toxic
contagious and bad
don’t give them the...
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How terribly strange to be seventy.
Happy...
I want to be a famous anti-socialite
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“We believe that when it comes to decorating, the wife is always right. Unless...”
– Jonathan Adler’s manifesto
“I don’t care what’s written about me, so long as it isn’t...”
– Dorothy Parker, queen of comedy
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an...”
– John Steinbeck
“I feel fat.” I say sheepishly, and sadly this isn’t the first time I have told him this.
“You’re insane. You’re the most beautiful, sexy woman I’ve ever seen and I’m more attracted to you every day that I get to know you more and love you more.”
I chuckle at status updates of gals claiming to have the best boyfriend EVAR because they once...
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