February 2011
11 posts
Living with your boyfriend is great, but living with your boyfriend in a millionaire’s house that you’re house-sitting is even better. Aside from the obvious pros to having the house to ourselves, we get to indulge in such luxuries as jacuzzi tubs, desktop Mac computers, satellite TV (with HD DVR) and fresh produce that will be bad before the owners return. Ostensibly they are letting...
Only Fight
When I was in elementary school, computers were really becoming prominent in the home. My friend Shannon not only had a computer, but she had AOL. AOL! I would go to her house to stay the night and we would spend the entire night talking to strangers in chat rooms. This was fifth grade. I was ten.
It was around that time that I began to lobby my mom for a computer. I would cut out...
rough draft
logging into facebook
and checking my newsfeed
i feel i’ve stumbled on
an idiot stampede.
tea partiers exist;
i know some of them well
grammar & spell check too exist
but one could never tell.
between the posts about the weather
and pictures of your beau
i wonder which objects in my reach
would feel the best to throw.
i’ve never been as concerned
about the state of...