OF COURSE Tom Wolfe has paintings and sculptures of himself all over his house.
ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE AUDREY HEPBURN CRAP.
If you refer to your baby as "delicious"
we can’t be friends.
Can any gender studies professor explain to me why women’s public bathrooms are always so fucking disgusting? It has to be like, a passive aggressive reaction to the patriarchy, right? There’s no other excuse.
I really love this NYT article on Tina Fey (is it even an article? it’s more like a directionless blurbrant confession of love). Can you see it, through the paywall? “Tina Fey is just how we’d imagine ourselves if we were ridiculously successful and famous.” [ed: and funny]
I could spend the rest of my life trying to find...
For whatever reason (my terrible childhood), I am consumed with domestic fantasies. I want to “have it all.” (Who doesn’t?) I want to be able to come home from my fulfilling job, to my sexy (a word I hate, but that must be used here) and perfect husband and my hilarious and adorable children. I want to be able to make an amazing dinner on the fly with whatever’s in the...
On chronic depression and therapeutic internetting
If I wasn’t depressed I could write a new poem Instead of just youtubing Commercials for floam If I wasn’t depressed I could finish some articles Instead of wikipediaing Composite particles If I wasn’t depressed I could probably see A writerly life Might not be for me If I wasn’t depressed I could figure it out Develop a skill Instead of just gout If I wasn’t...