twitchy woman: Archive

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Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

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tesslynch: benji hughes — i went with some...

Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 5th

a list of everyone I have kissed, whose names have...

Kevin Theiss-Kissed behind the puppet show in Kindergarten. I remained tragically in borderline stalkerish love with him until about seventh grade. I collected his discarded candy wrappers and trash, which I used in a scrapbook devoted to him. Alex Holliday-First real boyfriend. Exchanged “love you” words. He wore MXPX t-shirts and tube socks. Introduced me to The Clash, The Ramones,...

Mar 1st

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“I knew I was gay the moment I saw Elvis Presley.”

– John Waters

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Via Audio- Babies

Feb 24th

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Humanity: A Reference Guide for Aliens by: Deidre...

Here’s an excerpt from my new book! Brigitte Bardot is a very famous French (13) actress (20), singer (21), model (24) and object of lust. Most people, even The Beatles (12, 21, 33, 42, 67) agree that in her prime, Bardot was the most beautiful woman in the world. However, she is racist (2, 6, 12, 20, 21, 24, so on) which most people agree is the ugliest thing a human can be....

Feb 24th

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