tesslynch: benji hughes — i went with some...
a list of everyone I have kissed, whose names have...
Kevin Theiss-Kissed behind the puppet show in Kindergarten. I remained tragically in borderline stalkerish love with him until about seventh grade. I collected his discarded candy wrappers and trash, which I used in a scrapbook devoted to him. Alex Holliday-First real boyfriend. Exchanged “love you” words. He wore MXPX t-shirts and tube socks. Introduced me to The Clash, The Ramones,...
I knew I was gay the moment I saw Elvis Presley.– John Waters
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Humanity: A Reference Guide for Aliens by: Deidre...
Here’s an excerpt from my new book! Brigitte Bardot is a very famous French (13) actress (20), singer (21), model (24) and object of lust. Most people, even The Beatles (12, 21, 33, 42, 67) agree that in her prime, Bardot was the most beautiful woman in the world. However, she is racist (2, 6, 12, 20, 21, 24, so on) which most people agree is the ugliest thing a human can be....
I wish people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to...– Kurt Vonnegut